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envy is not a sin

before you got published, you were jealous of someone who did

when you got published, you were jealous of someone who got a second print

when you got a second print, you were jealous of someone who sold 100,000 copies

when you sold 100,000 copies, you were jealous of someone who won the Booker Prize

when you won the Booker Prize, you were jealous of someone who won the Nobel Prize

when you won the Nobel Prize, you farted during your acceptance speech

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