december 5. One thing involved.

In downtown Nairobi there are several coffee places offering wifi. I find one after a quest in which I fail to show patience. I get my stuff done anyway.

This is a variation to an HIV awareness talk for adolescents:
If you sleep with someone, there are two things involved: either you protect yourself, or you don't
If you protect yourself, you are safe. If you don't, there are two things involved: either your partner gets mad at you or he/she doesn't.
If he doesn't get mad at you, you are safe. If he does, there are two things involved: either he kills you, or he doesn't.
If he kills you, you are safe. If he doesn't, there are two things involved: either he takes you to court, or he doesn't.
If he doesn't, you are safe. If he does, there are two things involved: either you get frenzied, or you don't.
If you don't, you are safe. If you do, there are two things involved: either you get sedated with a pill, or you get sedated with a needle.
If you get sedated with a pill, you are safe. If they use a needle, there are two things involved: either it is HIV infected, or it is clean.
If it is clean, you are safe. If it is HIV infected, there is only one thing involved: YOU ARE GONNA DIE!